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Nobody Cares Moto Jersey

Nobody Cares Moto Jersey

Regular price $69.00 USD
Regular price $6,969.69 USD Sale price $69.00 USD
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Nobody cares about what you think. Have a friend who just talks too much or know somebody that tells you how cool they are 24/7? All you need to do is just wear this jersey around them to constantly remind everyone that you really don't care what they think. All influencers can kick rocks. You're not that cool dude. Designed to be worn anywhere you want with the intention to keep you cool and cool while ripping around on your two wheelin' machine. 

- All Moto Jerseys are crew neck and not v-neck. Kindly disregard as The Crocodile has decided that v-necks should be left behind in 2010.

Product Details:
- 100% Polyester Material
- Breathable & Flexible Fabric
- Tagless Comfort Design
- Moister Wicking Mesh
- Cuffed Collar and Sleeves
- Made in the USA

Jersey Sizing:
Athletic fit and made to standard sizing. If you are in between sizes, then go one size up. Andrew is 5'8" (1.77 meters) and is 165 lbs (75 kg), and is wearing a size Medium in these photos. Please see sizing guide below for more details.

sizing guide image

Returns: *Read*
Each jersey is made to order and therefore, no returns will be accepted as shipping costs and reorder costs are too high for both parties. Instead, send an email to: to better resolve any potential issue.


All orders are made to order (for now), but production is quick and efficient.

Be sure to check sizing

If you have any questions, email The Crocodile at:


The Crocodile only uses 3 different suppliers to ensure quality control.

Depending on what you order, you may see multiple packages delivered to your front door as products are made to order.

However, shipping is efficient, tracked, and insured.

Return policy

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All proceeds go right back into the brand and help The Crocodile buy products to reivew and stuff. Everything is quality, nothing is garbage, and will easily make you cooler (purely a theory).