Cheating Death Hoody

Color Black
Size S
Regular price $59.69 Sale price $59.69
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Description

"DEATH IS JUST A LONELY DUDE"

Is "safety" a trigger word for you and your lifestyle? Do you ever just have the urge to rip a $900 street bike (with bald tires) 200 feet up a mountain to just rip it down in shorts and a hoody? Yeah? Us too, and we actually did that. Death can ESAD itself, but this hoody will live on forever. Buy this hoody right now.

.: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester (Very Comfortable)
.: Medium-Heavy Fabric (8.5 oz)
.: Regular Fit / True-To-Size

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.47 21.65 22.83 24.02 25.20 26.38
Length, in 28.35 29.33 30.31 31.30 32.28 33.27

 

Yep. We ship worldwide because we are very big and important and are already an internationally recognized brand. But for real, we'll get it to you.

We literally destroy stuff, and make it our mission to only sell items that we can get behind. Also, nothing is made in China...so.... that's a piece of information for you to take however you'd like.

Every garment is made to order and we keep a high reputation on customer service. Don't be shy if you have a question.

It's SUPER annoying buying a tee and then it gets all funky after one wash. Not our tees. We searched high and low for the best garments, and our sizing is exactly what you expect it to be.

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